Trine Blackdragon woke up with a strong feeling that today something very special is going to happen. She drank her morning coffee and went to work.
The Master Funeral Team met together, as always, at lunch time in the company’s canteen.
‘I just feel it’, said Trine, ‘Something very nice and exciting will happen soon’.
‘Oh, there you are’, the Boss’s voice sounded grumpy. ‘You are my new officers since two months, and I have some present for you all’ – he smiled and handed them tickets to the Opera house.
‘They say it’s a very good show. Enjoy’, and he went away whistling happily.
‘What is that’ – said David, looking at the tickets with amusement. ‘Is this some kinda joke?’
‘Bugger. I hate bloody Opera’ – said Jester.
‘You are right Trine’, said Jim, grinning. ‘It is something very special indeed’.
‘Interesting’, said Jezz and looked at the others. ‘Last time, new officers were given tickets to The Ashford Abbey Naked Party’.
‘Ohhhh’, the team was very disapointed. ‘I always wanted to got to that famous Naked Party’, said Jim with a very funny, romantic looking face.
‘Yeah, but now we have to go to the bloody Opera’, said Jest.
‘Not necessarily’, said Jezz. ‘I have some idea. Let’s go to Lion’s Arch and trade our tickets to the Opera for tickets to The Ashford Abbey Naked Party’.
‘Awesome idea Jezz!’, smiled David.
So the team went to the famous town of numerous traders and merchants – Lion’s Arch.
They stood near the fountain, and Trine started to shout in pink: ‘Wanna trade tickets to the Opera for tickets to The Ashford Abbey Naked Party!’.
‘They don’t hear you Trine’ said Jim. ‘Try harder’.
Trine tried as hard as she could. ‘OMG, I lost my lungs’ – she said, breathing heavily.
‘Oi’, said some very angry and not very friendly voice. ‘What are you doing?’, the man was tall and quite big.
‘We wanna trade tickets’, replied Trine cheerfully. ‘Are you interested?’
‘Are you retarded or what?’, he said. ‘This is my town. And this is my trading district. And you’re coming here like that and starting to shout in PINK?’, the guy was really unfriendly. ‘If you wanna trade here: firstly – you pay me, and secondly – YOU TRADE IN WHITE, NOT IN PINK’, he yelled at Trine.
Trine couldn’t move. She thought what she is supposed to say to that. But someone was quicker that her thoughts.
David the Berserker appeared out of the blue and jumped at the unfriendly guy. He grabbed his head and started to bang it against a marble fountain with no remorse.
‘Never, ever in my life, has anyone been as rude to me, as you!!!’, he cried with fury.
Jester looked at the guy lying on the steps of the fountain, and simply said to David: ‘Good job’.
‘Hmmm’ – said Jezz. ‘We have a problem’, and he pointed at the mob of angry traders. ‘But I have something that can help’.
He searched his bag and took out a very big and very nasty looking Black Widow spider.
‘Arnold’, said Jezz and gave him a cuddle; then he pointed at the the nearby crowd – ‘Look, flies!’.
In 20 minutes, all white traders in Lion’s Arch were properly cocooned and neatly wrapped in big, strong webs.
‘You definitely watched “The Wilds” movie a few times too many, Jezz’, said Jim happily.
The Master Funeral Team sat down on the steps of the fountain. ‘Ok, shall we start trading?’ – asked Jezz.
Trine started to shout her offer in pink, and the cocooned traders with sealed mouth were just mumbling with anger.
‘Oh’, said Jest. ‘I like this way of doing trade’.
In the next 5 minutes they found some nice girl who wanted to trade tickets to The Ashford Abbey Naked Party for tickets to the Opera.
‘Ohh’, she said with a smile, ‘It’s so good that I have found you. My Boss gave me those tickets, but I hate naked parties and I adore Opera’.
‘I never dreamt that I can trade them. By the way, what happened to all those white traders who always shout at pink people?’
The Master Funeral Team pointed at a forest of cocooned people, who looked like if they were in the last phase of Alien’s transformation.
And next they jumped up and shouted : ‘PAAARTYYYYYYYY’.
